Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Qiushi#15766 - is a new area of the plate, but very, 4500, the total population is 000 feet, ...

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Is a new area of the plate, but very, 4500, the total population is 000 feet, but only bus all the way, 495, or the old car, a total of 31 seats, with the number of people can not, then go to work every day travel time , And other vehicles from the team will have to more than 100 meters, Najiao a sea of people. 7:00 am from the starting point for a smooth stop on the train if you have already Wanxing, can be accounted for the last seat, it can consider and try to buy lottery tickets, and more are in standing in the crowded, and are therefore also have a Below.



Saying 1, the extremely crowded bus, train hard, get off difficult, Moujun to get off, just a couple to the field in blocking the door, to get off the Moujun to squeeze on Shijin Ah crowded, pushed hard behind the couple, a partial catch up with the driver brakes, the pedal Unfortunately on the husband who was, in itself not Shuosha husband, wife Chezhuo adults has a voice shouting, "Do you doing , Neuropathy ah you, "Moujun insight wrong, bad language, but in silence, only to quickly stop, and so on.˭֪Buyiburao the woman, still again and again, loudly shouted "You neuropathy ah you, you neuropathy ah you, you neuropathy ah you,"Moujunrenzhao, Renzhe, temporary get out in front of Niutou The woman also shouted, Mengdi to the one





-------------------------------"-Top box, ah, you!! "



All vehicles were Comedy.



It is not too End, the couple are still doors, the woman, as a people so that the silence may be the car a few potential of students being inspired, one says "Do you neuropathy ah, ah you neuropathy You, you neuropathy ah you, "an echo of"you-top box, ah, you, "the entire car is still Comedy.



To move forward, the other people still have to get off, another woman, pushed the door, Qieqie However, the woman said, "I am sorry to get off, I was not mentally ill."



That woman did not Zhisheng, but the car came the voice of a fuzzy, vaguely discernible

Mody, -------------------------"you have? "

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Qiushi#15769 - remember that in the past, a set of CCTV programmes on a legal system seen a case. ... That is

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CCTV remember that in the past, a certain set of a legal system saw a program on the case. That there are individuals and friends went to drink, a result of drinking too much, drink late return.


Walked walked, he Tujue urgency, just next to a construction site, he Yaoyaohuanghuang Jin to the site to urinate. He went to see friends for a long time does not come back, that he fell asleep in the site, Get on with him.


Hao Bantian to find a friend to find and saw him lying on the ground, his jeans Lalian a group of local black and has fainted over. Friends quickly called the ambulance and they shall be reported to the police.


After the police investigation, he was drunk urinating backward site, is in the urine of an exposed wire, the current transmission lines along the urine, resulting in serious burns JJ ...

label:JJ
urine
drunken

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Qiushi#15789 - I send a courier to a colleague, there are a pack of paper is not on the envelope, wrote "...

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I send a courier to a colleague, there are a pack of paper is not on the envelope, write the "important not to discount"and does not care a bit more, become "important not to demolition."I think a rewrite on the envelope, express the left I asked about Do not discount. Members received the results of the Express-read "Do not demolished."

label:the same mistake

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Qiushi#15790 - read a long time, today also came to write one. I am nearsighted, in fact, not very deep degree ...

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Read a long time, today also came to write one.


I am nearsighted, in fact, not very deep degree, also more than 300 degrees, so usually do not wear glasses outside. One morning bus to work, the vehicle under a light rain, the weather was dark, I take the window seat, to a station next to me who get off, then I saw the aisle to the other side of the seating area has a square object , You You still above the reflector, I immediately respond to phone Who is the enemy, so I loudly

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Qiushi#15791 - LP today to help fight a letter. So go to the print. A total of two.
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Today, LP to help fight a letter. So go to the print.





A total of two.





Before the first page of what the normal content.





Second page of only one sentence: "protect our China and our Earth's environment"and no special need, please do not print this message.

label:Jiong

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Qiushi#15776 - with her husband's nephew out on the play, some days it rains. Go for a road, said to me: small ...

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With her husband's nephew out on the play, some days it rains.


Go for a road, said to me: small Mama, Why is it that some cars, it's blowing rain that is moving » (Bian Shuibian waved two small arms to the Middle gather)


I: Are there such a blow? Rain » Rain is blowing from the other side of the side Guadao ah!





Voice soon, a dragon head slowly through the bus, really like to gather in the middle blowing rain ~


Qiu was on a big, even common sense than a 6-year-old children!


But I immediately recognized the error: Dongdong, small mom is wrong.'s Former general car glass, so should the other side of the side Guadao blowing rain; large carts before the relatively large area of glass used for such Wiper .

label:blowing rain

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Qiushi#15775 - and plants to eat, and others, the boredom of the start with Rao Kouling.'s Three very simple. ...

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And plant food, and others, bored of the start with Rao Kouling.'s Three very simple.


Chi Putao not spit grape skins, not Chi Putao inverted spit grape skin.


Fourth, 40, 10 is 10, 14 is 14, 40 is 40.


Fertilizer and black, gray ash, chemical fertilizers.


Said the plant is not able to say to half a day.


I will, and so people come, also can not say to.





Therefore, the factory said:


"This is the issue of human physiological structure, (pointing to his mouth) the sphincter structure that is to say them."


We sprayed on the two ....


Works on to say:


"Really ah, this is also called sphincter. I was a lot of pieces sphincter. My body is sphincter."


......

label:plant
sphincter

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Qiushi#15771 - just to toilet, shower wanted from the water below the outlet to the washbasin, pending the outcome of washing ...

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Just to toilet, shower wanted from the water below the outlet to the washbasin, pending the outcome of Xi Wanzao not switch from one open Shui Longtou, water from the sprinkler in the cast, pouring me one.

label:Shishen

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Qiushi#15772 - and her boyfriend that day to see 798 pieces of paintings are an ultra-abstract BF in a screen ...

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798 and the boyfriend of the day to look at art exhibition


An abstract pieces are super-BF in a screen looking for a long time ago


Giant faces serious than that of a painting of Beethoven's eggs








Make fun of his one week ...

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original link:http://qiushibaike.com/qiushi/number/15772

Qiushi#15761 - University of time, my feet long Chuan Liangxie a package, Kejian rest of the time, I and the same ...

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University of time, my feet long Chuan Liangxie a package, Kejian rest of the time, I chat with students and the time said: "My feet long a hemorrhoids,"Beier also sounds great, the whole class Xiaofan the students, mainly I do not know where the long hemorrhoids should think that any kind of scar packets are hemorrhoids, Oh

label:hemorrhoids

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Qiushi#15762 - every time a child was accidentally hit his head quickly in his heartÒ»

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Every time a child was accidentally hit his head quickly in his heartһ

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Qiushi#15763 - W signs that before the call to Santana -_-...

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W signs that before the call Santana car-_-

label:Santana

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Qiushi#15764 - bf family moved from a stool (very small, not back), ready to bring home. On the bus ...

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Bf family moved from a stool (very small, not back), ready to bring home. On the bus, because the station is the starting point, a lot of empty seats. I do find the seats down, passing on the stool next to me. After several stops, more people on board, and seats filled, at this time, a very funny image of the middle-aged women Shang Leche, after looking around the coin lap, I did not hesitate to sit down at the band that On the stool. I Wu Yu.


Guoliaoyikuai children, I would like to get off, and told her that she let on, she stood up, get behind the stool, I let a local. I let her stool to me, I told her stool, she is not convinced that Hu Yi to stare at the driver, I see. The end of the stool back to me.


The people on board in Comedy.

label:stool

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Qiushi#15765 - this is a very cool, definitely better than the so-called nausea joke. I personally by ...

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This is a very cool, definitely better than the so-called nausea joke. I personally experienced. Shi Wuliu years of age, a time to relatives on their family's drinking water is pure white porcelain cup with Gaier, particularly deep impression on me. The next morning, because the day before eating very salty, I thirst, saw a cup on the table

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Qiushi#15777 - previously seen in the newspaper a news do not know true or false: that there is a more personal home ...

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In the past, newspapers have seen a news do not know is true or false: that there is a more personal home in remote rural areas, very poor family, admitted to the University of their stay in the big cities, home to the hard Xiaojing home with a lifetime TV not read the old father, to the county's largest shopping malls to his father bought a color TVs, and later on his return to the city. After a few days sent to TV home shopping malls, delivery leave aside the old father of Chinese characters Do not know one, right out of the box after the telegram read on, but found the television screen is inverted, so that he Wai Zhuotou read every day about one week is too much, really can not stand the neck and eyes, called her son, But quite clearly that television is clearly the person is inside the inverted, so his son on the phone to call people, then a call home, which is the TV people have problems ah, yes Fangdao the Lao Yezi television.

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Qiushi#15778 - yesterday with a grandmother-to-eat Museum, a good thing-not long, to the surface on, the boss of the first ...

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Yesterday, with a grandmother-to-eat Museum, a good thing-not long, to the surface on, the boss of the first Wanmian tip to the front of my grandmother, and then to Zhuanguo Lian and I said: You set an initial Zhewan a good mother. --! I am 21 this year, Christina.

label:face
embarrassment

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Qiushi#15779 - the day, I songs, I see my colleagues mp3 said: will the pain of breathing. . . ...

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On that day, in my songs, I see my colleagues mp3 said: will the pain of breathing. . .


We asked him, is not had tuberculosis, respiratory pain will


Liang Jingru the fact is: will the respiratory pain.


Jiong rz ....

label:Kouwu

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Qiushi#15781 - I have been late in the morning, see the fast late to school. To rush up. To the toilet and found ...

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I have been late in the morning, see the fast late to school. To rush up. To the toilet, that has found its own. Too late, not-for-underwear, on the direct use of sanitary napkins.


To schools, medical met. One is to drag clothes Chuannei Yi-only underwear.


I Xiangtao, but the teachers are watching » Wait until the investigation of that, I tell the teacher I wanted to go to the toilet, the teacher said, and so on under a good inspection, you will tolerate.


We have a row of five girls to check, I pushed to tell doctors that I had to. The doctors are confident that nothing, not from the whole. I really Wu Yu. Fortunately, we have five girls stand sideways a row, the doctor said to us as backward, turn, dirty point behind the PP, I quickly check the end of the run the past, is also facing the clothes we wear.


Dajing a. Only the doctors know what my pants behind. I leave home before the observation of doctors face, I bow to write things ... I did not see

label:medical
underwear

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Qiushi#15782 - nephew on the first grade of primary school Han Han's lovely way to the hotel for dinner on the toilet to say ...

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Nephew on the first grade of primary school Han Han's lovely way to the hotel for dinner to the toilet that I would accompany him to the Ququ after I saw him I homeopathy solution to the laughter Hei hei


    To lift the toilet into the private dining rooms on the lift more people I asked him:


   


   : What has just laugh »








   : TU. . . Jj your uncle than I do most of

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Qiushi#15783 - One day my cold, Xing Biti in the toilet, think out of the nose, look at hand, no, ...

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One day my cold, Xing Biti in the toilet, think out of the nose, look at hand, no, Penli wash their hands, no, strange, is just wrong impression » Will continue to work back to the office. I will, not to drink plenty of water to spread on the shirt, Ditouyikan, piled on the button in the mission I have for a long time to find the nose. All of a sudden, Jiong

label:nose

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Qiushi#15784 - University students fill in a form I am a political landscape in a field filled out: innocence ...

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University of guidance


I students in a political landscape filled out a column: innocent ~ ~ ~!





Apple to provide small grapefruit!

label:Apple small grapefruit
innocent
Guidance

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